out on the river last saturday night, looking up at the stars pondering nothing. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.... that's the sound I heard. wtf is that? I pondered. not for long. slithering past me and up into the rocks was a rattler, only the 6th I've seen out here in 3 summers, but less than 1 foot from me. I almost shizzed my shorts.
All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are movable, and those that move. Benjamin Franklin
Oh hell, I remember the first time I came face to face with a rattlesnake, it was something like this
Brother: Hey I'm back. Me: Cool can I have my keys? Brother: Sure but dont take off yet. Me: ... Why? Brother: Follow me. Me "shrug" Brother: Oh shizz the bucket is tipped over. Me: Bucket??? Rattlesnake: Bstststststststststststsststsssssss a foot away from me level with my torso as i lean against my truck Me: Get the dacbdc; snake out of my dacbdc; truck.. -.-