Very funny ending, great writing. You must have been near Texas Highway 70 east of Amarillo? I think I have been to that rest stop. The caprock canyons and hills are very pretty there. Oh and I don't care what you say; potted meat is good!
With what I have gained, I wander about in all the world, without being subservient to anyone. Therefor if thou like, rain sky! -The Sutta Nipata