turd issue...

by **windwalker1970** » January 22nd, 2009, 3:57 am

A bear and a rabbit are taking a crap in the woods.

The bear looks over at the rabbit and asks, "Hey rabbit, does...."

lol.

Anyone else that doesn't know this old joke can google it.

by **ceo** » January 22nd, 2009, 12:02 pm

[quote:7e887fef36="Lightfoot"]biggest turd issue lives on a ranch in Crawford, Texas now.[/quote:7e887fef36]

I belive that it relocated to a northern suburb of Dallas, TX.

by **shesatramp** » February 6th, 2009, 5:04 pm

best option would be not eating at all. eventually you run out of poo, right?

by **Smallredbox** » February 6th, 2009, 7:37 pm

That seems like it'd work.

by **Shamanskinz** » February 6th, 2009, 10:53 pm

Smallredbox
"That seems like it'd work."

shesatramp
"best option would be not eating at all. eventually you run out of poo, right?"

You'd both die.

by **Smallredbox** » February 7th, 2009, 7:28 am

You know I was joking, right?

Right?

by **Shamanskinz** » February 7th, 2009, 9:54 am

Yeah, but wouldn't you be surprised when you died and released your bowels. You'd be like "I thought it would work!"

by **Harrifer** » February 7th, 2009, 3:37 pm

Make sure to remove the cardboard tube from toilet roll, then wrap it in a bad and keep it in your rucksack. Dig a hole, use the tissue, put tissue in the hole, fill the hole.

If you're in the same spot for a few days id say dig deeper holes beforehand, a good distance from your camp, and only use each hole once.

by **RangerChris** » May 3rd, 2012, 11:14 am

All joking aside I often use grass, moss or leaves but always carry a travel pack of baby wipes goes further than a roll of TP. Half a sheet does the job, when you cant get a shower there next best thing to a sponge bath and good for first aid too.

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